You know that the apocalypse will wipe out mankind in 48 hours ... you will?

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Pray for salvation.	34 (31%)
Seek family for final moments.	29 (26%)
48 hours of lovin'.	13 (12%)
Go solo seeking nirvana.	1
Do something eXtreme and die awesome.	10
Loot, pillage and plunder.	3
Embrace nihilism.	2
Drink away the apocalypse.	7
Sleep through it.	9

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Apocalypse Now by Occams

Tell my boss what I think of him.
cash in my insurance policies
go to a high spot to get a good view.

Posted 10 April 2009, Show/Hide, Reply

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Pray For Salvation? by VnutZ

Just knowing the audience, I expected quite a few votes for this. Now, I have to ask this question:

Have you considered that if your religion is correct, that it is highly probable the impending apocalypse is the result of your god – in which case prayer isn’t really going to help?

Have you considered that if such a devastating apocalypse were to transpire and it was the result of a god (likely not the “kind, loving, forgiving Christian god”) and therefore prayer for salvation should actually be to a different religion. Would you do so?

Posted 14 April 2009, Show/Hide, Reply

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Last minute fun by Occams

Loot, pillage and plunder.

I am reminded of the Viking version: rape, pillage, and burn

- but make sure you do it in the right order or it can get a bit messy!

Posted 16 April 2009, Show/Hide, Reply

	Give up and buy another.
	Just do an insurance claim.
	Call the police.
	Track down the culprit and ask for it back.
	Opt for full vigilante justice.