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Who is noisier during sex?

Women are clearly louder than men
21 (51%)
Men make more noise then women
3
Two men make an awful racket
1
Nothing is louder than two women
5 (12%)
Nobody is louder than me
2
You're allowed to make noise during sex?
9 (21%)
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Excess friction? by Occams

How can you tell?

If you’re doing it right it should not make a lot of noise.

Perhaps your tackle needs a lube job.

Women are clearly louder than men

That’s because most women fake their orgasm in order to maintain a stable relationship. See how sad that is? Women have to take pity on men’s weakness and in order to make men feel better, women have to pretend to enjoy themselves. When in reality, the only people who women would really go for is like B. Pitt or something.

-E

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1+1=2 by Anonymous

So why isn’t “Nothing is louder than two women” winning????

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