Which fictional character would make the best next Supreme Court justice?

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Santa Claus	4
Darth Vader	10 (23%)
Beowulf	3
Eric Cartman	12 (28%)
Mr. Belvedere	2
She-Ra	8 (19%)
Shaggy	2
The gay guy from Dawson's Creek	1

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Darth Justice by mikeforbes

What? No ninjas?!? I’m disappointed, but I’ll vote for Vader simply because it’s about dang time the Court had a justice who flips out and cuts off people’s heads.

Posted 05 July 2005, Show/Hide, Reply

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Then allow me to retort... by weskeng

I think the best thing about Darth Vader would be when the justices are discussing cases and Scalia would keep trying to get people to agree with his dissent. Then Vader would force choke him and be like, "Oh, Antonin, were you done? Then allow me to retort…"

Posted 07 July 2005, Show/Hide, Reply

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Darth has nothing on She-Ra by Brandon

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Darth has the choke thing and the light saber thing – but does he have a dangerously short skirt and a flippin huge twin brother? I think not.

Posted 07 July 2005, Show/Hide, Reply

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RE: Darth has nothing on She-Ra by lilsis

My thoughts exactly!!

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