What? No ninjas?!? I’m disappointed, but I’ll vote for Vader simply because it’s about dang time the Court had a justice who flips out and cuts off people’s heads.

I think the best thing about Darth Vader would be when the justices are discussing cases and Scalia would keep trying to get people to agree with his dissent. Then Vader would force choke him and be like, "Oh, Antonin, were you done? Then allow me to retort…"

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Darth has the choke thing and the light saber thing – but does he have a dangerously short skirt and a flippin huge twin brother? I think not.