I think garden gnomes are miles ahead of the rest as far as lawn ornament worth. They may be short and somewhat mischievous, but they are usually low-key and even pretend to help with the gardening.

Passed out eye.of.sage is the funniest, but the fading sun scorched plastic Santa on the lawn in June is the worst! It’s bad enough in December! I actually saw one this weekend in Vermont! Where I grew up there was a school board official’s wife who had a heard of pink flamingos that she used to dress up for every holiday. For graduation, she used to put them all in little caps and gowns. Quite amusing!

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Personally, I love the toilet as flower pot. It’s tacky, but in that way that says "I know this is tacky" which to me makes it less tacky and more thoughtful. I like the toilet flower pot.