I have just returned from Vanuatu – where, on some islands, the men wear only penis sheaths.

Economical clothing. Low carbon footprint clothing.

Also called namba

There are two two tribes on the island of Malakula, the Big Nambas and the Smol (Small) Nambas.

Guess which ones are the coolest dudes?

With the notable exception of ‘baby bump’ (as long as you are pregnant because you want to be and want to raise a family.), then ALL of these rank right there together.

My dog was offered artificial testicle implants when he was neutered.

Apparently some owners want this.