If there were no elections, how should we choose our leaders?
| RISK Tournament - great for American Foreign relations | |
| Coin Flip - the results can be fixed, but it doesn't matter, you don't like either choice anyhow | |
| Winner of World Poker Championship - this person can definitely keep their cool under pressure | |
| Cage Fights - Old rich guys wailing on each other, air live on Pay-Per-View | |
| Lottery - could our electees be worse? |


No Scary Leaders by AnonBCA
I say fight, I don’t want a leader with Rabbit’s blood.