| Shave | |
| Go back to sleep | |
| Eat breakfast | |
| Get a beer | |
| Gnaw off arm to escape prior evening's poor romantic decision | |
| Try to remember how I got here | |
| Don uniform and weapon | |
| Relieve self | |
| Brush teeth |
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| Shave | |
| Go back to sleep | |
| Eat breakfast | |
| Get a beer | |
| Gnaw off arm to escape prior evening's poor romantic decision | |
| Try to remember how I got here | |
| Don uniform and weapon | |
| Relieve self | |
| Brush teeth |
Missing one. by gnifyus :: NR7 :: Show
I really think, and I'm not kidding, that "Stumble towards kitchen for coffee" should have been on the list.