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UFOs Spotted in Texas and California

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current event by VnutZ on 16 January 2008, tagged as ufo, alien, and paranormal

Unidentified Flying Object (UFO) reports have made the news twice in the past two weeks. The first UFO spotting occurred in San Diego (video) on the New Year. Witnesses from all over the city reported the event and some were able to make a video recording of an odd configuration of lights hovering overhead. Local college students indicated they were relieved (from feeling crazy) when their astrophysicist roommates were unable to identify the object either. The latest large scale UFO spotting comes from a small town in Texas where witnesses observed a low flying, metallic object that appeared to be chased by fighter planes. Local citizens report that "People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times ... It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts." Estimates on the object reportedly make it out to be up to a mile long. Perhaps Dennis Kucinich should make note for a campaign stop.

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The Air Force is now saying everyone just saw some F16 fighter jets flying overhead.

That sounds familiar ...

Kay: All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

Jay: Wait a minute. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one?

Kay: A standard issue neuralyzer.

Jay: And that weak-ass story's the best you can come up with?

Kay: On a more personal note Beatrice, Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend, you're gonna go stay with your mom a couple nights then realize you're better off.

Jay: Yeah, 'cause you know what? He never appreciated you anyway. In fact, *you* kicked *him* out and now that he's gone you're gonna go into town, go to Bloomingdales, find some nice dresses, you know, maybe find somewhere you can get, you know, a facial, and hire a decorator to come in here fast because... damn.

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