Following a petition by Britons, "Jedi" was included on England's 2001 census. The results were nothing short of amazing when 390,000 citizens professed to be Jedis. More than 70,000 Australians claim to be Jedis as well. Yesterday, two Jedi appealed to the United Nation's representatives in London to request the day be officially recognized as a Jedi "Interstellar Day of Tolerance." On paper, they represent Britain's fourth largest religion.
Despite growing popularity, contemporary religious movements like Wicca, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and the Jedi Order are still generally not granted equal respect and recognition by governments.
Just because your religious beliefs derive from a work of fiction should be no barrier. After all, so's Christianity, and they get too much "respect".
The idea that a government with a policy of separating church and state should pick and choose among which religions are "real" is a little preposterous.
Since tax breaks for religious groups require a government to do so, this leads to the obvious conclusion that religious groups shouldn't be getting tax-exempt status.
To me, this is one of the most important roles played by FSM and the Jedi Order - they offer something to contrast with "official" religions. If Britain's fourth largest religion isn't getting official recognition, then something's very obviously wrong with the system.
Actually, no they don't. The "Jedi" know they're faking a religion and so does everyone else. They're just doing it to make a point and making a point doesn't get you religious status. It's also a matter of practicality. Countries just don't recognize religions because people feel like saying something is a religion. It has to have some posterity at least. If you don't do that, anything and everything could be a religion. You'd probably say that that's a good point for having no religion. I suppose it might be, except that people are pretty religious beings and, as we've seen, communism failed. It's also pretty ironic that people in western democracies love to go around bad-mouthing the western religious heritage, but they won't have that luxury when the muslims take over. Try telling the islamic government that you want to register your church of the FSM and watch them throw you into jail. So keep on keepin on folks. Your future muslim masters are waiting....not even that patiently,.
The "Jedi" know they're faking a religion and so does everyone else.
This begs an interesting question - is the criteria that the religion be TRUE and REAL? Or is the criteria that the people SUFFICIENTLY BELIEVE?
If it's simply that they BELIEVE, then just about any odd cult will meet that criteria. Like Branch Davidians or Heaven's Gate qualify because those people sure died for their belief! So do they get granted all the government recognition, financial benefits, etc. etc.?
If it's TRUE and REAL that matter to you, then you need to be able to make a case for it. And remember, there can only be three valid states atheism, monotheism and polytheism of which there are religions that will directly oppose one another for foundation. Thus, if one can be proven more true than another should all those "lesser true" religions be disbanded or lose their statuses? After all, in the course of proving truth and reality, the decision must be made unbiased. And in the end, a certain hierarchy of truth and reality will inevitably be calculated. Imagine if ultimately there were more evidence to support Wiccan/Druid beliefs than something more mainstream?
Remember, to the non-believer, a Christian/Hindu/Muslim is just as deluded and wrong as a Jedi.
If it's TRUE and REAL that matter to you, then you need to be able to make a case for it.
I think the person trying to change the status quo should have to make a case. Gay marriage proponents make the same basic argument all the time: let's call it the "why not?" argument. "Why do we have to drive on the right side of the road? What's wrong with the left side?" "Why can't kids go to work and adults stay home and play and poop their pants?"
Common sense is enough to dictate what is a religion and what is not. Ditto for marriage.
Is it that you have no religion and it bugs you that you don't get the same respect as the religious? America gives you the right to not be religious, but not the right to be respected.
"Flying Spaghetti Monsterism" and "Jediism" get no respect from me because they themselves are rooted in disrespect for mainstream religion. I suspect most grown-ups who make these kind of decisions agree with me, which is why this topic is only mentally masturbated upon in the online world.
I am neutral on atheism, as should be the atheist. It is, after all, a belief in nothing. The atheist who wants recognition or special status might have more of a religion than he thinks...
Is it that you have no religion and it bugs you that you don't get the same respect as the religious? America gives you the right to not be religious, but not the right to be respected.
Bingo - religions are not granted the right to be respected either. What bothers me is not a lack of recognition or glorification of atheism. Rather, I am bothered by the high horse that religions get onto regarding their legitimacy through attendance count and the scoffing at less mainstream activity (the aforementioned Scientologists, Wiccans, cults, etc.). If they would practice at home/church and not go on conversion missions, knock on my door asking if I've found Jesus or generally inhibit the rights of others ... then I would be content.
The only reason you find atheists making noise is because we either want everyone else to shut up or figure we can join in the noise-making, too. It is after all, an equal opportunity to exercise the right to express a belief. There are more atheists around today than is commonly believed, most just don't say anything to avoid the questioning or the judging that frequently follows.
Common sense is enough to dictate what is a religion and what is not. Ditto for marriage.
Can you explain why you don't believe in Hindu gods?
religions are not granted the right to be respected either.
First Amendment?
Can you explain why you don't believe in Hindu gods?
Nope, haven't given much thought to Hindu gods. The one with all the arms looks pretty cool. Give me a list of all the things I need to think about and develop a position on, and I'll get back to you in a couple of months. Or not.
Nope, haven't given much thought to Hindu gods. The one with all the arms looks pretty cool. Give me a list of all the things I need to think about and develop a position on, and I'll get back to you in a couple of months. Or not.
So why Christianity? If you haven't considered the other religions, is it because it was all you knew growing up? You can take such a profound stance that these other movements are nothing but farces and crap ... so where did the intense certainty in your own originate?
Did you look into every possible career before you chose what you're doing?
Did you date every woman in the world before you got married?
Did you research or visit every college before you chose where you were going?
Did you visit every country in the world before deciding to settle in the United States?
I would imagine in each case, you trusted your instincts and used your best judgement to find the right fit for you. I was born a Catholic and am still a Catholic, and I used a similar process in choosing my religion as I did in choosing my country of residence, spouse, college, and career.
In a perfect world one could try everything out, test drive every car, but at the end of the day time is a limited resource.
Did you look into every possible career before you chose what you're doing?
I can say that I didn't just take what I know. I've been in service industry. I've been in the military. I intentionally chose not to be a freelance photographer/journalist. I opted not to be an engineer. And, of course, we both went to the same career conference and saw a myriad of jobs that we were not interested in (vegetable juice packaging manager? WTF was CB thinking?).
Did you date every woman in the world before you got married?
Again, no, but I also didn't just take date number one and force it. I figure a decade of options provides a good balance and appropriate indicators of what works with me and what doesn't.
Did you research or visit every college before you chose where you were going?
I certainly did my homework on the ones I applied to. It wasn't a matter of just taking a Magic Eightball to narrow down to a final decision through elimination. Nor was it a matter of choosing a college because I'd heard of it before.
Did you visit every country in the world before deciding to settle in the United States?
I've sampled twenty-four different countries and came to the conclusion that I like America. I still haven't been to Africa or South America - though I intent to hit south of the equator next spring.
I would imagine in each case, you trusted your instincts and used your best judgement to find the right fit for you. I was born a Catholic and am still a Catholic, and I used a similar process in choosing my religion as I did in choosing my country of residence, spouse, college, and career.
With religion, it can be a dicey matter to "choose a new one." After all, if you grow up Catholic (I did for twelve years), you can receive quite a headful of sermons about damnation for this and that and sinning, etc. If that's all you know, it can be a real troubling decision to say "I don't want to believe this anymore" considering that if you're wrong, you've had a lifetime of experience telling you that you're destined for hell. And it can be awkward for a diehard Catholic family to accept a member abandonning everything they hold dear, true and absolute.
In a perfect world one could try everything out, test drive every car, but at the end of the day time is a limited resource.
I've explained in other discussions why I abandonned the notion of god (I will again if asked). But once abandonning, I think I was able to look at the basics of other religions more objectively - because I was not looking at with the filters of my own. Rather, at that point, all of them were "wrong" in my eyes, but equally so. As opposed to being "wrong" because mine was "right." Honestly, today, if I were forced to align myself with something, I would find combinations of Buddhism and Hinduism the most likely candidates. Not because I believe in either of them, but because to me, some elements logically make more sense. None of that comes with knowledge of their holy books (I would probably disagree with them as much as I disagree with the bible), only notions from direct observations of the practicing culture, what I've read here and there and bits and pieces of the history.
I'm not quite sure how to respond to this.
Comparing gay marriage to driving on the wrong side of the road? A moment's reflection will easily answer the "why not?" question. The same for switching the roles of children and adults. No such luck on the gay marriage issue, though. Seems pretty obvious that all objections to it are rooted in religion, and that's a pretty lousy reason, in a free country.
First, the idea of a "free" country is rooted in the idea that anything that's not explicitly prohibited is permitted. So when something's prohibited, we are ethically obligated to come up with adequate reasons. Maintaining the status quo isn't one. Offense to religious sensibilities isn't either. So, in a free country, it's the prohibitionists that need to justify it.
And you missed my point when you comment on how little deserving of respect FSM and Jediism are. I didn't say they deserved respect - I said they should get at least as much respect as mainstream religion. In my opinion, none of them deserve respect.
In particular, a government that is constitutionally prohibited from making distinctions between religions is wrong to give tax breaks to churches. The US Constitution says the government cannot establish a relgion, but by adopting a tax law that says, in effect, "these are 'real' religions", and "these are 'cults'", they don't just establish one religion, but a whole host of them.
And let's not forget your misunderstanding of athiesm. It's not a "belief in nothing". It's the absence of a belief in something. These are not the same.
And being neutral on it? Intellectual cowardice.
There's essentially no credible evidence for the existence of any particular deity. On the other hand, there's plenty of evidence against the existence of any particular deity.
Since religions claim all sorts of conflicting nonsense about deity, it's somewhat pointless to say that there's evidence against all of them. Deism says a deity created the world but isn't in the world, so there's no way for evidence of its existence or nonexistence to appear. Animism says that the deity is the world, so the existence of the animists deity is trivial - point and say, "See? There it is."
Theism, on the other hand, makes all kinds of testable claims - that prayer works, and that their deity favors those who worship, for example. We can (and have) make experiments to test these claims. Naturally, many believers were looking forward to the vindication of their beliefs. The experiments always come out showing no real effect, and the theists immediately start distancing themselves from them.
The point is that there's lots of evidence that the god of Abraham (whether interpreted through christianity, islam, or judaism) simply doesn't exist.
The agnostic stance is, therefore, indefensible. It's like saying, "there's no evidence that taking this aspirin won't turn me purple and give me cancer, so I won't take it, just to be safe." There's more than sufficient evidence to make a judgement.
And the whole "athiesm is a faith position" line is pretty tired, too. I'll admit that there are things an athiest must take "on faith" - that is, there are things we assume to be true without proof. For the most part, these are things that it would be hard to disbelive - we believe that rational thought processes are effective ways at getting at truth.
We all agree that rationality is effective at finding truth. Tell the most pious man that his daughter shoplifted and he'll demand rational proof. The religous believe there are "other" ways, and that some kinds of "truth" is not accessible to rationality.
When an athiest makes a judgement against religious faith, the complaint is not that it's a "faith position" - it's that there's no justification for the position, and often the position is intentionally obstructive.
This is why even the rare religious scientist is outraged by "intelligent design". It's offered as an "alternative explanation", but it doesn't actually explain anything. In fact, accepting it as an "explanation" actively prevents any further study of the subject.
So, no - athiests don't have more of a religion than they think. Generally, we've thought about it long and hard. It's the theists who believe without thought - as you yourself essentially admit in a later post. I've read serious theology by both christian and buddhist authors, and it's like night and day. The buddhists come across as having really thought it through and understanding what they're saying. The christians come across as guessing and wishing.
So, having surveyed the field, I'd say that the christians and muslims are among the least likely to be "right" about spiritual matters. Maybe that's enough to get you to go out and learn a thing or two about what others have to say. You clearly know nothing about even those who claim nothing more than that your beliefs are wrong.
Maybe that's enough to get you to go out and learn a thing or two about what others have to say. You clearly know nothing about even those who claim nothing more than that your beliefs are wrong.
Okay...well, as I asked Vnutz, please give me a list of all the things I need to learn about and develop an opinion about.
We can get into the gay marriage argument all day long. Religion isn't the only argument against homosexuality- biology provides a pretty good argument as well. Cast aspersions of intellectual cowardice all you want, but I really don't want to walk another five miles on such well-trod ground. The penis was not designed, intelligently or otherwise, to go in the anus. Argue with that science.
I hope your long post makes you feel smart and not so frustrated.
In my opinion, none of them [religions] deserve respect.
Yes...and your opinion shows:
Generally, we've thought about it long and hard. It's the theists who believe without thought - as you yourself essentially admit in a later post.
Not true at all. I don't feel obligated to explain to you my faith journey. Were this a meeting of open minds and I thought there was a chance of convincing you I would take the time to reflect and argue, but it's really not worth the investment. I have kids to play with, a wife to talk to, socks to fold...
I am constantly amazed at the intolerance and closed-mindedness of supposed intellectuals. You say you have given lots of thought and arrived at your positions, but you don't respect others because their process (and results) differ from yours.
But keep telling yourself Christians (but not Buddhists) are the unthinking ones.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
I am constantly amazed at the intolerance and closed-mindedness of supposed intellectuals. You say you have given lots of thought and arrived at your positions, but you don't respect others because their process (and results) differ from yours.
More theist word-twisting. The intellectuals are the ones with the open minds. They've examined the facts and found them wanting. The theists are the ones who invent increasingly weird ideas, like "dispensational theology" because their minds are closed to the simpler explanation - that their religious beliefs are wrong.
So they redefined "open-mindedness" to mean "willing to accept the implausible" and "closed-mindedness" to mean "not believing in my god".
The lack of respect towards theists isn't because they believe differently than me. It's because their beliefs are both false and dangerous. I don't respect an adult who believes in Santa or the Tooth Fairy. More importantly, I don't respect an adult whose invisible friend tells him to murder doctors who perform abortions or tells him to fly a plane into a building.
Since I'm not privy to whatever irrational thought processes drive you to your false beliefs, I have no reliable way of knowing which parts of the bible you're going to follow and which parts you're going to ignore. I'm compelled to recognize that the bible says you should murder people who don't believe what you do.
I did give you a list of a few things you should develop an opinion about. You pretended not to hear.
Just because your religious beliefs derive from a work of fiction should be no barrier. After all, so's Christianity, and they get too much "respect".
Sorry, that is your opinion. Prove that the Bible is a work of fiction, beyond a reasonable doubt, and we'll talk.
The idea that a government with a policy of separating church and state should pick and choose among which religions are "real" is a little preposterous.
Except that Great Britain has an official state religion and church, the Church of England.
If Britain's fourth largest religion isn't getting official recognition, then something's very obviously wrong with the system.
I'll care about fake religions getting official recognition in the UK when the Unified Buddhist Church of Vietnam is allowed to openly practice their faith in Vietnam, when the Baha'i Faith is free from persecution in Iran, and converts from Islam to other religions aren't subject to the death penalty in many Islamic nations.
Just because your religious beliefs derive from a work of fiction should be no barrier. After all, so's Christianity, and they get too much "respect".
Sorry, that is your opinion. Prove that the Bible is a work of fiction, beyond a reasonable doubt, and we'll talk.
You've got to be kidding. Every serious scholar who's examined the bible with an open mind has more than a "reasonable doubt" that it's an authentic representation of facts.
There are plenty of events mentioned in the NT for which contemporary non-religious sources exist - the Romans were meticulous record keepers. For example, the bible needs (for reasons of prophecy) for Jesus to be born in Bethlehem, and still be "from" Nazareth. The reason for Joseph and Mary being in Bethlehem is given as a census, ordered by Augustus, and for which they were required to return to Joseph's "home" town to register. The historical fact is that there was no such requirement in any Roman census - it would have been far too impractical, and irrelevant, anyway. The point of the census is to plan taxes, and census takers want to know where people are, not where they were born.
Then Matthew has some nonsense about Herod ordering children to be massacred. The fact that none of the many contemporary histories mention this is generally accepted as evidence that it simply didn't occur.
So, the idea that the bible contains nothing that qualifies as fiction is untenable. So we're really left with arguing over how much of it is fiction and how much is fact. If we could find a fair court - one in which the jury wasn't conditioned from birth to grant the bible some kind of special status - I'm very comfortable that they'd decide it was primarily a work of fiction.
I'll care about fake religions getting official recognition in the UK when the Unified Buddhist Church of Vietnam is allowed to openly practice their faith in Vietnam, when the Baha'i Faith is free from persecution in Iran, and converts from Islam to other religions aren't subject to the death penalty in many Islamic nations.
Ah, the "we're not the worst and that's good enough for me" argument. Since you seem to be taking a pro-bible stance, go back and read the beginning of Matthew 7.
scottb, you have more knowledge of the actual book than I ever will (or care to have!). I'm curious if you can lend some thoughts into the discussion on various books within the bible as primary source documents. I wrote some thoughts on the matter (here and here) based on some conclusions I made, but most of the counter arguments seem to require more biblical knowledge.
Well, obviously, it all depends on who you ask, and it's a little difficult to fairly recognize whose credentials are suspect. To me, anyone who's not viewing it primarily as a historical document with no special status, is disqualified from holding a real opinion. But the theists will argue that I'm intentionally disqualifying people who are looking for "their" truth, and thus weighting the results in favor of "my" truth.
But, as Sam Harris says:
At the end of the 19th century, the Vatican attempted to combat the unorthodox conclusions of modern Bible commentators with its own rigorous scholarship. Catholic scholars were urged to adopt the techniques of modern criticism, to demonstrate that the results of a meticulous and dispassionate study of the Bible could be compatible with church doctrine. The movement was known as "modernism," and soon occasioned considerable embarrassment, as many of the finest Catholic scholars found that they, too, were becoming skeptical about the literal truth of scripture. In 1893, Pope Leo XIII announced,
All those books... which the church regards as sacred and canonical were writtenwith all their parts under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit. Now, far from admitting the coexistence of error, Divine inspiration by itself excludes all error, and that also of necessity, since God, the Supreme Truth, must be incapable of teaching error.
In 1907, Pope Pius X declared moderism a heresy, had its exponents within the church excommunicated, and put all critical studies of the Bible on the Index of proscribed books.
So there are at least a few religious folks in history who've approached it with an open mind and came to the same conclusions as the secular folks did.
Anyway, in general, all of the NT places most of the relevant parts of Jesus' life in Jerusalem, before the Romans sacked it in 70CE. The earliest existing copies of the NT texts are from around 400CE. So these are copies of copies of copies, at the very least. Textual analysis suggests the synoptic gospels (Mark, Matthew, and Luke) were written a little before the fall of Jerusalem - primarily because they prophesy the fall of the city, but don't crow about it happening. John was probably a little later - around 80CE is a typical estimate.
So these are all at least a generation after the "facts" they cover. Furthermore, Matthew and Luke appear to have very heavily plagarized from Mark and from another (lost) document the scholars call "Q".
So there are essentially "no" primary sources for the gospels. Even their authorship is in dispute. The names "Matthew", "Mark", "Luke", and "John" are basically guesses, based on their content, made by the early church leaders.
Most of the rest of the NT is made up of various letters, the majority of which are attributed to Paul of Tarsus, who ultimately defined most of the doctrine of Christianity (not Jesus, as the bible thumpers often assume). Paul never met Jesus. Rough estimates of the crucifixion - if it ever happened - would place it around 30CE. Paul's death is around 65CE, and he was easily healthy enough to be travelling around the world, so it's unlikely he was more than a teenager at the crucifixion.
With no more than an hour or so of reading, all of this stuff is in Wikipedia.
The problem is that the theists don't really care to know whether the book is historical. Objective study of christianity suggests its ultimate origin is having evolved from the Roman Mithraic cults. It's highly likely that Paul of Tarsus was an initiate of one (most Roman soldiers were, and he was a Roman soldier before his conversion). When christianity became the official religion of the Roman Empire, it was by the decree of Constantine, who was himself an initiate of the Mithraic cults - and who didn't personally convert to christianity until his death bed, years later (and we only have the word of the church leaders of the time that he ever did - the same church that later faked a document in which Constantine granted the church a bunch of property in Rome).
There's plenty of study of the historical veracity of the bible, and it's pretty much always coming out looking bad. But like Popes Leo and Pius, they just plug their ears and say "I do believe in fairies."
Quick historical note on the subject of the Roman census or registration - Josephus specifically mentions a census undertaken by the Roman government at or around the time of Jesus' birth. This census, or perhaps another one of a similar nature, is also mentioned by Orosius. There are indeed issues with dating, but we cannot throw out events as fantastic simply because dating ancient events is so problematic. Were that the case we would have to discard most of history up to the Late Middle Ages or thereabouts. That this census, or registration, broke with a Roman custom is not hard to understand nor widely contested. As a matter of course the Roman government did not generally conduct a census in a client kingdom, however the Bible as well as other non-Christian sources mention a census, so it's not that hard to accept a census of some form or fashion as historical. Also, we should remember that comparing the events of this time to other Roman history is potentially problematic. The government under Augustus is no longer the Republic. Augustus was, in fact, the first Emperor of Rome (though he didn't call himself that) and was likely to enact many policies that would seem strange when taken in the light of Republican practices. We can certainly imagine a change of business as usual if America were suddenly ruled by a king who had recently concluded a rather massive war for control of the kingdom. Furthermore, Judea at this time was anything but a placid region. Rumors of rebellions were rife and Romans of the day were probably familiar with the problems the Maccabees had caused for the Seleucids about a century prior. It is certainly conceivable that the new emperor would wish to know about his empire (even the client states), especially those places were he could easily expect opposition to his rule. That a census of some kind was conducted in the manner of the Jewish custom, as opposed to the Roman, is understandable given that the Romans often deferred to locals in matters of administration and law. That the census was remarkable is certainly true, but must be taken in the context of some rather remarkable times altogether. A census in Judea according to the Jewish custom is perfectly plausible, at least as plausible as many other events that we take as historical.
Quick historical note on the subject of the Roman census or registration - Josephus specifically mentions a census undertaken by the Roman government at or around the time of Jesus' birth.
Oh, I wasn't trying to suggest the census didn't happen. However, it would have been far more extraordinary for the census to have required people to travel to their "home town" to register, as the biblical accounts have it. So extraordinary that Josephus would almost certainly have commented on it.
And that's common issue in biblical history. There's an account in Hebrews of dead soldiers being brought back to life and returned to their wives - this is a pretty extraordinary event. So much so that you'd think there'd be a lot of contemporary comment on it. Yet no one other than the author of Hebrews seems to have noticed it. Paul of Tarsus also raised a man from the dead, again with no one else commenting on it.
But perhaps it was only the (presumably illiterate) soldiers and their families who knew, so most contemporaries didn't... but what about the battle of Jericho? The freakin' sun stood still for an entire day! You'd think there'd be some guy in India or China who'd have written, "On Tuesday, the sun stopped moving for a whole day - I wonder why?" Followed by much speculation on the part of his fellows. So we note that no one else seemed to notice it and we take the obvious conclusion that whoever wrote the book of Joshua was probably exaggerating a little.
... what about the battle of Jericho? The freakin' sun stood still for an entire day! You'd think there'd be some guy in India or China who'd have written, "On Tuesday, the sun stopped moving for a whole day - I wonder why?"
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Hmmm... kind of like just about every ancient culture has a story about a world-wide flood... for some reason I have the urge to say Oh, SNAP!
Hmmm... kind of like just about every ancient culture has a story about a world-wide flood... for some reason I have the urge to say Oh, SNAP!
Technically, if every ancient culture has a story about a world-wide flood ... and they didn't die out, then God has failed since only Noah and his ship of animals were supposed to survive.
Oh Z-SNAP!
OR- (although I personally feel that the Flood story in the Bible is more a folk type story of the actual world-wide flood handed down through the generations, altered from the original accounts by time and the distinction of the various cultures) as Noah's descendants spread out to repopulate the globe once again, the peoples that went furthest away from those who would eventually become the Children of Abraham began to remember the events through the prism of their differently evolved cultures and traditions. I see your z-snap and raise you a BAM!
... although I personally feel that the Flood story in the Bible is more a folk type story of the actual world-wide flood handed down through the generations, altered from the original accounts by time and the distinction of the various cultures ...
And that is how I feel about the "truth" of the entire bible. But it begs the question - when people use the bible as absolute evidence (the classic "because the bible says so"), how can I buy the argument when sometimes its "folk type story" and sometimes it's hard fact?
It can't go both ways.
It can't go both ways.
Actually, it can. The way I see it (and I'm no Biblical scholar, to be sure, so maybe I'm off) the first few chapters of Genesis, specifically 1 through 10 deal with the folk stories (if you will) of the Hebrews, as they attempt to explain through allegory and metaphor concepts such as Creation and the Great Flood (possibly caused by the sudden end of the last Ice Age), the many languages of man and so forth, as well as (to me) the rather intriguing story of the Nephilim. Chapter 11 begins the story of Abraham, and is the first to take place (possibly, if I am correct) during the historical period, mentioning the Mesopotamian city of Ur as his birthplace (I'd like to make mention of the fact that outside of the Bible, Ur had been lost to mankind for millenia) and tracing his history as the progenitor (if you will) of the Jewish people (as well as the Muslims.)
Contrary to the assertions of others in this thread, not "every serious scholar" has examined the Bible and doubted it's historical authenticity, like everything else there are different camps. I suspect that if the Bible (excluding Genesis 1-10) told the same stories minus the miracles and God, there would be less doubt as to their authenticity.
Some scholars in the 19th century (learned men, I'm sure) decided that most of the races mentioned in the Old Testament, such as the Babylonians and Assyrians were fictional, until archaeologists found not only cities, but tablets corroborating Biblical stories.
Does this mean that Genesis 1-10, while possibly not being actual historical events, aren't still, somehow, "true?" I'm no philosopher, so I can't be all that eloquent about the difference between "fact" and "truth", but there is a difference, nonetheless. If archaeologists somehow manage to discover the remains of the man and women from who all of humanity is descended from and dub them "Adam and Eve", isn't it then true that the first man and women were, in fact, "Adam and Eve"? Alright, I'm kinda talking out of my ass now, as I'm waay out of my element. Now I'm just thinking out loud, so take that as you will.
the bible is an account of many who witnessed, not the writings of one old man with no one else to back him up...
My apologies. I mistakenly thought you meant to imply that a census did not take place. As for the other objections, I'll just highlight that taking account of people by tribe as opposed to location is a feature of Jewish custom and was quite probably a feature of a census only as it occurred in Judea. The travel itself would not be too unusual or exceptionally uncomfortable for Jews considering they were annually required by their own customs to make a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. Josephus, being a Jew, may not have found the details of a census exciting enough to report in detail.
However, the evidence may be even more straightforward than all of this. We can actually find at least one other example of Roman authorities ordering subject peoples to return to their homes in order to conduct a census. An edict of C. Vibius Maximus, Prefect of Egypt around 104 A.D., makes just such a request. So, we now have two very plausible explanations.
... but what about the battle of Jericho? The freakin' sun stood still for an entire day! You'd think there'd be some guy in India or China who'd have written, "On Tuesday, the sun stopped moving for a whole day - I wonder why?"
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Maybe it only stood still in Jericho. This is God were talking about after all.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
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Ah, the "we're not the worst and that's good enough for me" argument. Since you seem to be taking a pro-bible stance, go back and read the beginning of Matthew 7.
Actually, it's the "I don't give a rat's ass if some wankers in the UK who call themselves 'Jedi' aren't getting official recognition, when other folks around the world face persecution and death for their religious beliefs" argument. But I'm funny that way.
For example, the bible needs (for reasons of prophecy) for Jesus to be born in Bethlehem, and still be "from" Nazareth. The reason for Joseph and Mary being in Bethlehem is given as a census, ordered by Augustus, and for which they were required to return to Joseph's "home" town to register. The historical fact is that there was no such requirement in any Roman census - it would have been far too impractical, and irrelevant, anyway.
Except that Rome did take various census' of it's empire, including Judea, and that sometimes there was such a requirement.
Then Matthew has some nonsense about Herod ordering children to be massacred. The fact that none of the many contemporary histories mention this is generally accepted as evidence that it simply didn't occur.
A few things: One- why would "many contemporary histories" make mention of anything Herod did in Judea, which was a backwater province that most Romans didn't give a crap for and was the post you got as governor if you pissed the Emperor off? Also, I think by "generally accepted as evidence" you mean "generally accepted as evidence by people who don't want to believe anything in the bible." Two- why would Herod, (historically known as paranoid, despotic and murderous and thus not at all out of character for him) keep a record that he slaughtered a bunch of newborns? Just because there are no extant accounts outside of the Gospels of such a slaughter doesn't necessarily disprove it. I submit to you that every known account of the exploits of Alexander the Great was written 300 years after the fact, all based on earlier histories that are now lost.
Actually, it's the "I don't give a rat's ass if some wankers in the UK who call themselves 'Jedi' aren't getting official recognition, when other folks around the world face persecution and death for their religious beliefs" argument. But I'm funny that way.
I suppose we indirectly owe Thanksgiving tomorrow to some wankers that were not getting official recognition from the church of England. Those silly separatist pilgrims and their Puritanism!
If that trend (yeah, yeah, a trend of one *smile*) continues, maybe one day there WILL be an Interstellar Day of Peace where we all sit around feasting on stuffed extraterrestrial squid-creatures, watch interstellar football and parades.
Ironically, all those seeking religious freedom in the New World began persecuting each other (to death) for their differing views. Many discussions ago, it was argued that American government's recognition of Christianity was okay because it was the basis of many founding fathers. Using the "let's go back in time to our origins" justification, then clearly we should resume persecuting and killing those non-likeminded people because damnit, we sailed across the Atlantic to get away from persecution so we could persecute others. Right?
I suppose we indirectly owe Thanksgiving tomorrow to some wankers that were not getting official recognition from the church of England. Those silly separatist pilgrims and their Puritanism!
Puritan's were dumb (hence the starving and disease) but that's neither here nor there. Were I around 400 or 500 or however damn long ago, I'd probably have writing a leaflet stating "Verily, I doth giveth a rat'f aff about the Putitan'f being giveth official recognition by Parliament wenft there art otherf 'round the world who doth face perfecution and death. Anon."
I submit to you that every known account of the exploits of Alexander the Great was written 300 years after the fact, all based on earlier histories that are now lost.
True. But nobody pretends they aren't. As opposed to the bible, which has no more claim to truth, but is granted such special status that even it's most outrageous claims are expected to be taken as true.
Dead men walking? The sun standing still? Plants existing before the sun? Snakes and donkeys talking? Men surviving for days inside the belly of a fish? Bread and wine literally turning into flesh and blood (and you eat that!)? Five loaves of bread and two fish feed five thousand people, with leftovers?
But when you say, "these things probably didn't happen", you're called closed minded. Perhaps this is closed-mindedness. But must I believe any nonsense because someone says it in a serious tone? That's not open-mindedness - it's gullibility.
Every serious scholar who's examined the bible with an open mind has more than a "reasonable doubt" that it's an authentic representation of facts.
Four out of five dentists recommend PlaQ-B-Gone toothpaste. A billion Chinese can't be wrong about rice. Polls say most Americans like pie. You'll also excuse me for interpreting "an open mind" to mean "actively seek to disprove." I'm funny that way.
You'll also excuse me for interpreting "an open mind" to mean "actively seek to disprove." I'm funny that way.
As opposed to "actively seeking to prove"? The theist stretches rationality way beyond the breaking point to justify how the bible might have some remote possibiliity of being accurate, and simply refuses to accept the much simpler explanation that the people who wrote the thing had no better connection to "ultimate truth" than did Shakespeare or Poe.
As I said elsewhere, that's not open-mindedness - it's gullibility.
Just because your religious beliefs derive from a work of fiction should be no barrier. After all, so's Christianity, and they get too much "respect".
The Bible has more primary sources then most of "accepted history."
If Britain's fourth largest religion isn't getting official recognition, then something's very obviously wrong with the system.
Using the definition of system from dictionary.com, a problem with the individuals involved that knowingly and to no apparent goal mock other religions would be a part of the system. You are correct Sir!
I will be super-disapointed if nobody throws L. Ron Hubbard and and Scientology into this in support of the Jedi religion. Surely if L. Ron Hubbard's work of fiction can become a major religion then so can George Lucas's work. I mean seriously, Lucas's work is WAY more mainstream than that of Hubbard.
From Wikipedia:
"Many governments (including Belgium, Russia, Greece, France, Germany and Spain) reject the Church of Scientology's claims to be a legitimate religious organization; it has been variously judged to be a commercial enterprise or a dangerous cult (see the list of alleged cults).
Scientology is, however, legally accepted as a religion in the United States and Australia, and enjoys the constitutional protections afforded to religious practice in each country. In October of 1993 the U.S Internal Revenue Service recognized the Church as an "organization operated exclusively for religious and charitable purposes." The Church offers the tax exemption as proof that it is a religion. (This subject is examined in the article on the Church of Scientology)."
Basically Europe considers it to be more like Amway than like Christianity. The rest of us can use our common sense: Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, as are a lot of other Hollywood weirdos, so it's not a religion. That's enough time spent thinking about Scientology for me!
That's the one ... I was thinking in my head for that other "commonly accepted as wackos religion" but couldn't put my finger on it. Scientology.
The question continues to go unanswered (only ldsudduth has said it) - say it! Say Hindus are wrong. Say Buddhists are wrong. Say Scientologists are wrong. Say Wiccans are wrong.
It is not a question of respecting other religions - the absolute faith in your god (and all that scripture about false idols, etc. mentioned ad nauseum in other discussion threads) dictates how wrong they are and how they're bent for hell. So you either believe it or you don't. And if you don't, then there should be no problems with acknowledging a few more nutjobs that want to be Jedis.



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Duh by jmarkdavison :: NR6 :: on 17 November 2006
Despite growing popularity, contemporary religious movements like Wicca, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and the Jedi Order are still generally not granted equal respect and recognition by governments.
Maybe that's because the latter two are not looking for equal respect or recognition but instead seek to mock traditional religion.
As for Wicca, they seem to take their faith seriously and have the requisite rights, at least in America.
RE: Duh by Bortnyk :: NR6 :: on 17 November 2006
All I know is that my congressman is getting a phone call if the US Army does not provide me with a Jedi Chaplain pretty darn soon.
RE: Duh by jmarkdavison :: NR6 :: on 17 November 2006
A true Jedi could use the Force and get that accomplished pretty easily.
RE: Duh by VnutZ :: NR8 :: on 17 November 2006
A true Jedi could use the Force and get that accomplished pretty easily.
Perhaps a Sith would use mind tricks to persuade a governing body. A Jedi has a much higher standard of ...
Hey ... where'd all the girls go?
RE: Duh by Bortnyk :: NR6 :: on 17 November 2006
Maybe a Jedi could but those mind tricks are way beyond skill level 10 tasks.