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Next Generation Cell Phones With Built-in Telegraph?

Newspaper current event by markmcb on 08 May 2005, tagged as communication

What does a 93-year-old man and a telegraph have on a 13-year-old and a cell phone? Speed. Gordon Hill, a Morse code specialist, took the challenge of racing four teens to see who could transmit a text message faster. Armed with their separate transmission media, Hill with Morse code and the teens with 'shrt txt msgs,' the two faced off to send the following teen-oriented message:

Hey, girlfriend, you can text all your best pals to tell them where you are going and what you are wearing.

In the end, Hill beat all of his eight-decades-younger opponents by 18 seconds or more. Perhaps the next generation of cell phones will come complete with a telegraph function.

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Would anyone answer? by mwhite :: NR5 :: on 10 May 2005

Am I the only one who has always wanted to learn Morse Code in case I get trapped in some tiny, confined, air tight space somewhere with my oxygen running out, desperately trying to tap out a message to save myself?

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'Course, I never have learned it. I've justified this laziness because I figure there won't actually be anyone on the other end who could figure out what I am saying. (Plus, I've found our modern means of communication effective for most circumstances.)

But this article makes me wonder: How prolific is this code? What are my chances of being saved?

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RE: Would anyone answer? by markmcb :: NR7 :: on 10 May 2005

Well, if a licensed radio operator is around, you'll be ok... unless these bastards have their way. We can only hope that they never succeed.

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RE: Would anyone answer? by milhous :: NR5 :: on 10 May 2005

what about these bastards?

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RE: Would anyone answer? by Brandon :: NR9 :: on 10 May 2005

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RE: Would anyone answer? by Anonymous :: NR0 :: on 10 May 2005

I took the time to read mwhite's... but this?... seriously man.

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RE: Would anyone answer? by Brandon :: NR9 :: on 10 May 2005

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RE: Would anyone answer? by markmcb :: NR7 :: on 10 May 2005

It would have been funnier if you had written:

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