We received a wide variety of posts describing how OmniNerd has changed your lives. From bathing in toilets, to assassinations, to Gurkha knives, it seems everyone had an interesting story about their experience. After hours of thought and debate the OmniNerd moderators have chosen a victor in this competition of creativity. The proud new owner of an OmniNerd mug is Bortnyk with his "life in the streets is hard" story. Congratulations Bortnyk and thanks to everyone else for all of the submissions. They were nerdtastic.
In other mug news, we still are awaiting our 100th registered nerd. We are teetering on the edge with 99, so the next person to both request and activate their OmniNerd account will join Bortnyk and enjoy their hot beverages OmniNerd style.
Lastly, we here at OmniNerd want to start our new year off with a little pizzazz. You've all probably looked at the subtitles on the page and wondered about their origins. Well wonder no longer. We're asking our users to post suggestions as comments to this news post. The only requirement is that they be both weird... and awesome. So if you're shy, post anonymously, or if you want credit for your submission, put your name on it. Regardless, we'll pick the best and add them to the subtitle list to be displayed on the site. We're looking forward to reading your suggestions.
"Stay off my toilet seat."
Acceptable variation: "Get off my toilet seat."
"Come out of the Nerd closet."
Courtesy of my wife:
"It'll get your grandma off the wacky-tobaccy."
or maybe...
"The first step in weaning your grandma off the wacky-tobaccy."
"The first step is admitting it."
OmniNerd: It will turn you ON!
OmniNerd: Where Nerds meet their soul mates.
You got served!
OmniNerd:
A helping hand out of the Exxon toilet.
As anon posted in another thread:
By the Nerd, for the Nerd.
Nerd- the other, other, other white meat!
The Archenemy of UtilitarianGeek.




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