Discussion Settled With Blows

After six years of arguing across CB (citizen's band) radios, two Florida men met at a Wal-Mart and exchanged bullets and mace over their issues. Local police commented, "What they were thinking, I have no idea. It's just strange." But rednecks are not the only ones to settle their quibbles outside their forum's media.

Longtime OmniNerd users brandon and vnutz79 opted to iron out their differences in the faith arena without keyboards Sunday evening, choosing instead to push up their sleeves and settle the matter like men. The contest went undecided for twenty minutes as the two kicked and punched amidst wrestling in OmniNerd's beta Roman Dispute Forum. When the video feed failed, moderators lost their ability to referee and the fight ended with both contestants exchanging illegal hits below the belt. The site's female users commented by simply calling them, "Brutes."