Hahaha. Please, Occams, tell me how I can get this conversation to go on forever. I was going to watch an episode of Doctor Who tonight, but I think I might just try and get you to explain more about the sinister inner working of the discipline of LDS. Hilarious.

Seriously, what is it you think should happen if someone starts to fall away? Kick them to the curb? Hold a prayer meeting outside their house? Text them?

No, you’d try and visit them to tell them you love them, help them with any concerns they might have, and let them know they’re welcome back.

But if they didn’t break, you’d have to slash their tires on the way out. Or at least come back and TP their house later. I mean, it’s not a church of wusses.