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RE: Disappearing Options

You ask the question and I’ll give what I think he’d answer. Then we can both decide how crazy it is. Ready, go.

You asked for it. Here are but a few obvious ones.

President Romney, since you have your finger on the nuclear trigger which could destroy us all, we need to know how mentally stable you are. Therefore I would like to question you on your deeply personal beliefs.

Do you believe that:

  • you are a saint and and that you could become a god if you play your cards right
  • Are your religious beliefs predicated on a lost tribe of Israelites who migrated to North America and founded a new better form of Christianity among the indians
  • Have you been spiritually influenced by by Joseph Smith, a convicted con artist, from Palmyra, New York, who allegedly found golden plates, which he translated to become the Book of Mormon.
  • that God the father, who has a body of flesh and bones, told JS that all churches were an abomination and he must restore the true gospel.
  • that Joseph Smith joined one of these abominable churches.
  • a woman can’t get into heaven unless her husband lets her in and once there, she will get to be eternally pregnant with billions of spirit children.
  • Black people are inferior because they sat on the fence during the war in heaven.
  • that your underpants give you special status, powers or privileges.
  • The three Nephites were granted immortality by Jesus when he visited America. and that they may show up to change flat tires for stranded Mormons.

No offence intended Brandon. I think that all religious beliefs appear crazy when examined closely by a non believer.

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