Maybe you should make the video. I see it now…next year’s birthday contest:
bq. …in video, trace O-Nerd’s development into the future and explain how it will come to dominate the world … either by force or munificence. Be sure to embellish. Ridiculousness will be rewarded and submissions depicting an impoverished willwaddell will be held in high regard. The winner earns the right to stand on his or her street corner and proclaim to the world, ‘I am so awesome.’ In addition, the administrators will graciously reward the author with a free selection from any of the timeless relics in the OmniNerd Store.

Simply submit to Google Video or YouTube and fight a sophist posse.