I hate babies, but I like kids. Besides, kids are the only socially acceptable way for a 30 year-old to continue buying Legos.
Yes, but the little buggers insist on playing with them.
Personally, I think having children is one of those biological imperatives, like taking a dump. If you don’t do it you feel bad.
It’s funny how my wife and I differ on this. For her, having a baby to hold, cuddle with, etc. is an end reward in itself. For me, it’s something I get through to reach the awesomeness that comes later.
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