Coincidentally, I live in New Braunfels and believe you are referring to Memorial weekend a few years back. Talk about a freak storm! I was outside of the tube chute on the Comal when the hail started (out of nowhere). Stayed in the river with my beer of course…and just covered up with a trash can lid.

The missing variable is of course, “if you don’t like the weather in Texas, wait a minute…”