Already Solved

News Flash nerds – this one has already been solved. The latest episode of South Park shows how Cartman, who gets himself stuck in the future because of a botched scheme to freeze himself, is able to alter the past by using a future toy phone that allows one to crank call the past. It’s really that simple. So, if somethinng goes wrong for you in life write in your will for one of your kids to crank call you from the future and tell you not to make that mistake. How hard is that to figure out? Not at all. So much for a bunch of stupid philosophisizers and their "Time Suicide Paradox." Whatever.