I think garden gnomes are miles ahead of the rest as far as lawn ornament worth. They may be short and somewhat mischievous, but they are usually low-key and even pretend to help with the gardening.
I have a professor that looks remarkably like a large version of the roaming gnome. It makes class with him a little more bearable.
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