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RE: Squid
That's what they want you to think! Haven't you ever wondered why giant squids appeared so prominently in old maps, but then disappeared? They knew man had made some pretty hefty technological advances, so they took to lying low. They also thought that we might all kill ourselves with war, but that hasn't happened. But now the squid have discovered that they can gain massive size with the help of nuclear waste. If you're right and Japan has been eating giant squid for years, you can expect the first attacks to happen there.
Even if the squid hunt us to extinction and ruin this ecosystem, I've been doing some research and determined that the nuclear mutations will eventually allow the squid to nuclear-powered tentacles to harness solar flares, which will allow them to throw themselves into space and seek out new worlds to dominate. In summation, if the giant horrible evil nuclear squids are dying, they're taking us with them.
Thank you and goodnight.
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