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RE: Squid

Comment comment by Anonymous on 28 December 2006

No, probably not. But it does show that giant squids are multiplying and looking for food closer to the surface. I feel safe in saying that we only have a few years left before immense giant squid, created by their exposure to seaborne toxic waste, start lurking on the major trade routes. These squid will be enormous and will pull even huge freightliners down, at which time they will devour the poor crewmen with their radioactive beaks. Thousands will die and international trade will basicallly stop causing the greatest depression the world has ever seen. People will be become indigent and there will probably be some famines. Yep, it's going to be brutal....and inevitable. But go ahead and laugh at this "little" squid.

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RE: Squid by Eye.Of.Sage :: NR6

I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or not.....but the giant squids are dying.

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Filthy Squid by VnutZ :: NR8

A-HA! So it's really the new, surging giant squid population that is responsible for the end of all aquatic life as we know it. Everyone is always so quick to blame humans ...