Masculinity

With all the snow in Norway, one would imagine aim to be much better, considering how fun it is to write one's full name in yellow cursive after a snowfall.

Next thing you know they'll be putting "masculine napkins" in the men's room.

I don't get the issue. Your basic urinal should work just fine. If they're talking about people peeing on the regular toilets, there's a courtesy problem. There's nothing worse in the world than having to use a public toilet for #2 and having to clean some dude's urine off the seat because he couldn't be bothered to pick the seat up.

Even if the seat is up, there's plenty of potential for urine on the floor, which then gets onto the pants of the poor schmuck who has to go #2. That's an aiming problem.

The solution is not making guys sit down, it's making them use only the urinals for #1.

Since it's Europe, there's probably someone who sits in there with a plate expecting a 20 cent tip, so let them enforce the "pee in urinals only" rule.

Thanks to Will for posting this important topic. Will: I expect a 5-worthy dissertation on the Greek root of "urine" and Norway's evolution as a masculine country. 25 big words minimum. Go.