I'd imagine that shooting them isn't an option, either, considering these are holy monkeys, and that they are just-shy-of-threatened on the conservation lists. But that would be the easiest solution, wouldn't it?
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/mpapps/pagetools/print/news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6128210.stm
It looks like your monkeys are still up to no good in New Delhi. The BBC specifically cites them for stealing Top Secret military files this time!
I wonder what the WineBot thinks a monkey tastes like?

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RE: Monkey Problem Solves World Hunger
Unfortunately the Hindu's see the monkeys as manifestations of the monkey god, Hanuman. So the likely hood of them going Hanibal is well. . . unlikely. It's just unfortunate that the government allows the prevailing religion to pressure them into leaving the city unsafe/unsanitary. Oh wait, what am I saying a religion pressuring a government? That NEVER happens.
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