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Monkey Problem Solves World Hunger

Comment comment by Eye.Of.Sage on 05 August 2006

A more efficient way is to simply turn these 'bad' monkeys into food. This will solve world hunger and the monkey problem. I heard Monkey brains make you smart.

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RE: Monkey Problem Solves World Hunger by Liz_Miracle :: NR5

Unfortunately the Hindu's see the monkeys as manifestations of the monkey god, Hanuman. So the likely hood of them going Hanibal is well. . . unlikely. It's just unfortunate that the government allows the prevailing religion to pressure them into leaving the city unsafe/unsanitary. Oh wait, what am I saying a religion pressuring a government? That NEVER happens.

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