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Save The Jeeps!
Well, the sooner the hippies in Priuses and other Earth-mobiles give up and switch to bicycles, the more gasoline will be available for my Jeep Wrangler to use tearing across pristine, untouched country-side. Sometimes you just gotta let those BIG TIRES rip into the flora to get that extra oomph up the hill towards where the air is cleaner. Sure, my exhaust makes that clean air a little dirtier, but the jet stream will ultimately take my carbon monoxide to Europe. As you climb higher, it'll take some WINCHING and BULLBARRING through those forests that haven't been trailblazed yet. But the small trees are small because they're weak ... I'm just weeding out their recessive traits. Maybe if we'd just let those endangered species die off, they would turn into oil faster. Yes yes ... go get a bicycle and save the gas for the Jeeps.
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