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I am most afraid of dying?

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sneer if you want

Comment comment by gortdamighty on 20 April 2008

I am one of those people you would sneer at and make jokes

about. I offer no excuse for my obesity--I eat crap and I do not exercise. I am also quite intelligent,productive,and I have an excellent sense of humor. overall, I am reasonably pleasant to have around.

I will beat you to any jokes you could possibly think up-(i.e.--let's

gp to the all you can eat buffet restaurant for lunch and watch the owner freak out when the fat guy walks in) You would not want me on

the office relay race team but you will sure as hell want me on the team when we have to work late to meet a deadline. I will not race you

up the stairs but when you meet me at the elevator you will be glad to see me. as for all the jokes and snickers after I leave the room--

none of them will be due to my not being a highly valued member

of whatever team we have.

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