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RE: oxymoron

Comment comment by Brandon on 05 April 2008

I bet if you cut out HFCS's partner in crime, hydrogenated oils, you'd be able to compound your no-exercise health improvement even further.

While at the pediatrician the other day, I saw a severely overweight toddler walk into the office with a bottle (wait for it...) full of soda. I hoped the doctor gave the (similarly overweight) mother a good roughing up.

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