There are so many people out to steal the secrets in my head that I can't let my guard down for a second! Not only have I abandoned my eleca-tronics, but I wear a tin foil hat to keep the satelites from getting my grid within 6 digits. To get my O-Nerd fix and to let the Berkely crowd know that I am down with the protest I walk 10 miles to the next town over's local library and access the intranets with my library card. Afterwards I go to extreme lengths of thievery and pilfrage to get the sign-in roster and any proof that I was there. It'll all be in my manifesto. And that will be in Spanish. Translated from Silmarillion style High Elvish. I hear them coming, I gotta go.

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RE: Seriously
I don't have a cell phone, a laptop, or even a watch. I am about one appliance from going off the grid.
Unfortunately, OmniNerd does not feature carrier-pidgeon-RSS so you've got to keep that computer around for your fix!
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