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Condoleezza's Jedi Mind Trick

Comment comment by VnutZ on 11 January 2008

The part of that article that stood out to me was:

Bush at one point stopped before aerial photos of the Auschwitz death camp taken by American planes during World War II, and asked Rice to tell him why the American military did not bomb the camp.

"We should have bombed it," he told her, Shalev said.

Rice, asked by reporters on the plane to Kuwait about the comment, said they had been discussing the reasons why the wartime allies had not bombed the railway lines to Auschwitz.

I can practically hear that conversation now.

Some reporter asking, "Did he just say he wanted to bomb the prisoners?"

Condoleezza Rice thinking to herself, "that $%*@& idiot spoke again," before responding with a smile and a Jedi mind trick, "No No ... he meant the train lines."

Another report retorted, "I'm pretty sure he said 'bomb the camp'."

Rice's brow furrows as she uses both hands in a double Jedi mind trick, "No No ... he meant the train lines."

"Oh, he meant bomb the train lines," repeated the reporters, mindlessly as a bit of drool dripped from their entranced mouths..

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