Long, Hard Trip to the O-cave

I commute about 3.14 kilomiles fortnightly to the OmniNerd underground lair to ensure all of the blipdometers and twinklegraphs are properly functioning. I ride and do tricks on my BMX bike to the port where Conrad readies my submersible vessel that transports me through the murky depths of the Pacific. After fighting off scores of Japanese Cougar Fish, I arrive at the hub where I begin the final leg of my journey in a subterranean drilling craft, just like the one in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (except mine is red). Once at the O-cave, I usually unwind with a taco.

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