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RE: Divine Assistance vs Performance Enhancing Drugs

Comment comment by gnifyus on 26 October 2007

That’s right. They’re going to have to install prayer detection equipment in the locker rooms in order to combat this. So far it looks like God is going for the “let’s see how they handle losing” scenario.

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That’s right. They’re going to have to install prayer detection equipment in the locker rooms in order to combat this. So far it looks like God is going for the “let’s see how they handle losing” scenario.

Maybe when they're done pounding the MLB for suspected steroid use they can go around asking them - "Did God have anything to do with your ability to strike out 5714 batters; steal 1406 bases; get 4256 hits; play in 2632 consecutive games?" "He did? Let me pen an asterisk in there then. Cheater."