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Pope's Words Much Harsher Than I Thought

Comment comment by LordDilly on 17 September 2006

I just read an uncensored transcript of the Pope's comments about Islam, and now I can understand why the Muslims are so upset. (Disclaimer: linked site contains naught words.)

"Islam Can Suck It"

"Why don't you have a seat on my pointy-ass hat. You'd like that, wouldn't you, Abdul?"

"Sure, we treat our women like $&%#, but if we made them dress like fat ninjas, there wouldn't be a single full pew in the whole @$%&*@ world. I mean, it's 2006, how do you a$$holes get away with it?"

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'After pausing to drink deeply from a bejeweled chalice, His Holiness then closed his statement with, "I got your Allah right here," emphasizing his point by tugging sharply through his robes at his own scrotum. "Pope out."'

(Note: this is obviously just a joke.)

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[This is funny. Fat Ninjas? I would've never thought of that. Pretty racist though.] Well, now you would think that Pope Benedict XVI would not do this. His past is a bit of a controversy.

Poor Taste? I thought that was pretty funny. Two VnutZ thumbs up.