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They're After Me Lucky Charms

Comment comment by Bortnyk on 20 March 2008

There are so many people out to steal the secrets in my head that I can't let my guard down for a second! Not only have I abandoned my eleca-tronics, but I wear a tin foil hat to keep the satelites from getting my grid within 6 digits. To get my O-Nerd fix and to let the Berkely crowd know that I am down with the protest I walk 10 miles to the next town over's local library and access the intranets with my library card. Afterwards I go to extreme lengths of thievery and pilfrage to get the sign-in roster and any proof that I was there. It'll all be in my manifesto. And that will be in Spanish. Translated from Silmarillion style High Elvish. I hear them coming, I gotta go.

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RE: They're After Me Lucky Charms by VnutZ :: NR8

I hate to burst your bubble - but you should doublecheck on the effectiveness of your tin foil hat. May I suggest Navajo for your manifesto's default language? So much more X-Files ...

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