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drinking beer does not make hot women have sex in your backyard
With you or with each other? Also, should I drink the beer, or should I give it to them? Just out of curiosity, of course.
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Finally, someone stood up to those alarmist Liberals
"In your face, Al!," reportedly shouted Judge Burton. "I can't take your liberal alarmist tone anymore. Ever since the great Silent Spring and Feminist debacles, you atheist, godless liberal creatures have caused more harm than good. Even if true, global warming would make the British Isles an attractive beach destination. I, for one, will enjoy saving money while sunbathing in Cornwall instead of Aruba."
In related news, the UK Government also told the larger public they should probably exercise caution when watching TV or reading books/newspapers/websites. "Do not believe everything you read and or see," said the British prime-minister, rolling his eyes. "Use some common-sense, folks. Take everything with a grain of salt." The British Government went on to provide an itemized list of things are probably not 100% accurate or honest, and may contain factual errors:
- smoking cigarettes does not make women want you;
- drinking beer does not make hot women have sex in your backyard;
- politicians use patriotic symbols extensively to avoid discussing real issues;
- mentions of religion in political speeches are not truly honest, politicians are just after your votes.
- buying $175 nike air max shoes would not make you run like Marion Jones (performance enhancing drugs might, but don't count on it).
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