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Ugly toes

Comment comment by Brandon on 19 December 2005

My wife already hates my feet, so I think I could lose my pinky toes and still keep her around. Amputate any more than that and I'd be hard pressed to replace her with someone who didn't just want a piece of my wallet (and someone who was as funny).

Let's be clear, though - I am still very protective of my toilet seat.

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