They're Out To Get Me

They think I don't know what they're up to, but I know!! The other mods and admins know I've gleaned all of their darkest secrets from the hidden code on OmniNerd, scrying like a seer and they seek to silence me! But I will not be silenced! In order to protect myself, I must reveal what I know!

• Mark is actually computer illiterate-- he can't even program his cell phone! His super-smart wife actually does the site's coding and he takes all of the credit.
• Brandon isn't really Mormon... he's... a Hare Krishna!
• Vnutz has had tons of plastic surgery. Nope, not his real, manly pecs.
• Will hunts bums for sport (don't worry, he always releases them back into the wild.)
• Tom actually doesn't exist. He's a bizarre artifact created by the site's attempts to create artificial life.
• gnifyus is addicted to I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray. Shoots it straight up his nose.
• wyldeling goes to a community college.
• Mike is deathly afraid of bunnies. Including dust bunnies and chocolate Easter Bunnies.
• Scott is not only religious, he believes in every single religion known to man! It takes him four hours just to pray every night.

There, now I should be safe66yyyyyyyyyybfcrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbb......................

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