I come from Europe, where the history comes from, so I was not easily convinced to drive all the way to Jamestown last weekend, pay the hefty $30 entrance fee just to be able to smell overpriced hamburgers, and join my fellow Virginians in celebrating the 400th anniversary since the first (English-speaking) immigrants landed ashore with the hope of a better life. Colin Farrell’s performance in The New World as a rather sensitive Captain John Smith was convincing enough to make me battle the crowds. It was worth it - families, smiles, children, history, the American dream everywhere (especially in the rather posh neighborhoods surrounding Colonial Williamsburg). It made me dream of Star Trek America, where culturally diverse terrestrials bring their various qualities together to solve the problems of the Universe. Good times, good times.
However, a few days later I found the following in my email, obviously forwarded from one of my fellow Virginians. Ah, I love the smell of xenophobia, coffee, and ignorance in the morning. A quick show of hands – how many of you readers believe this “sad parallel” A) is the truth, the whole truth, etc. B) makes some good points C) just shows there are ignorant people everywhere, not representative of Americans?
A Sad Parallel...
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let’s see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeders!
I wouldn't necessarily say it makes a "good point," but there is a rather obvious lesson contained therein which is accurate: Welfare, if not done carefully, results not in less need, but a culture of need. To be effective, welfare efforts need to have the pointed goal of helping people be productive and self-sufficient, not enabling them to not be.
In general, however, I abhor emails like this - overly patriotic and emotional snippets meant to be passed between people who already agree with the contained message. A coworker of mine loves to print out every conspiracy forward he receives and pass it out to our group. (He either hasn't figured out the forward button on his email or thinks a hard copy somehow makes it more legitimate.) The majority of the time I look up the forward on snopes.com and make sure everyone on the printed distribution gets a link to the debunking, but this coworker of mine is rarely interested. I even printed it out for him once, hoping he might relate, but it didn't elicit greater interest. Such leaves me wondering why - Why is he so interested in putting in the effort to propagate the email forward, and yet so disinterested in investigating it any further?
To take the conversation in a different direction, I've noticed the same trend in discussing religion. I'm LDS and I've had my fair share of debates with anti-Mormons - especially of late. It seems many of them fit into the same category as my coworker: they've attained a certain degree of knowledge about a topic and are very prone to share it (as well as broad-based conclusions allegedly based thereupon), but are not interested in putting out the effort to gain a full understanding of the issue or justify the logical soundness of their outlook. A perfect example is the 1826 "trial" of Joseph Smith. I've run across many with a spurious knowledge of the Neely Bill who publicly categorize it as "proof" Joseph Smith was a fraud, but few are willing to read - much less do - the research necessary gain a contextual, academic, or even thorough understanding of the issue. Not only are they persistent in their uninformed view, but they are persistent in sharing this view while claiming authority on the subject. It frustrates me to no end.
It's really the Romanians we have to watch out for ... they're pretty sketchy. :-)
I've been thinking about this one for awhile and I choose option B. There is something to be said for America's existence, success and focus being based upon a history of ethnic diversity. And I agree that this should continue. But first, a little devil's advocate - why should the immigrants stay home?
Homogenizing ourselves with the status quo still leaves us pretty diverse ...
... but, it cuts off the influx of new ideas and innovations. On the flip side, it could definitely be argued that we've opened ourselves up for picking. Let me generalize a bit with some stereotypes. Are we really getting a lot of innovation or revolutionary ideas from illegal immigrants south of the border? It's easy to argue that landscaping crews and field workers offer nothing intellectual to America other than somebody else's body to wear out on manual labor. Are we really getting a lot of innovation or revolutionary ideas from immigrants on student/work visas (e.g. China & India)? This one is more vague. Obviously a lot of brilliant immigrants have done great things working in industry. However, America has lost a lot of industrial secrets and corporate strategies when those immigrants return home and take the idea with them to a cheaper labor market. (Yes, Americans sell out too ...) I'm sure American kids that did not make it to college because someone on a student visa took their slot and then returned home were pretty pissed. That about sums up the reasons I know that most people are feeling negative on immigration.
Oh, I almost forgot hospital care. Now my wife is about as "save-the-world" as they get. But after she started riding as an EMT with the local ambulance corps, even she has become peeved at the hospital system providing tax funded care to illegals. 1) NJ has some pretty high taxes and 2) it means the ambulance and hospital staff is tied up when a call for an actual citizen may come in.
But what about reasons to keep on letting immigrants in?
Americans in general are pretty stupid. We're very naive. Many don't even travel more than 100 miles from home in their lifetime. We live in our little towns and see/know the people that live around us. We call ourselves culturally diverse because we live in a country that is diverse ... but our scope of experience is NOT diverse.
Now I'm not saying the Europe is the all-knowing sage of culture, no matter what the French think. And most people can get along fine in their lives without having any idea what people are like in Africa, Asia or the Middle East.
But when they come here, it sure makes people's eyes open. And it really does force Americans to understand what it means to be part of a global community so long as they don't let their biases/prejudices cloud their eyes. The reality is - sure, your ancestors were Irish, African or Chinese or whatever more than a century ago. But that doesn't make YOU Irish, African or Chinese.
All this I've just written is rather discombobulated and stream-of-consciousness. But I wanted to throw some thoughts into the mix without just being a non-participating reader.



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It is an extremely poor metaphor for modern America by Occams :: NR6 :: Show
I think it is for the bird brains among us.
We are one of the lowest taxed peoples in the world, and that is why our health and education services are so poor. True, the tax burden is not well spread across all income groups, but that is another problem.
Immigration has made this country the wonderful place it is. So many Americans have narrow, insulated, ignorant views like this that we need immigration to freshen up our gene pool and bring enlightened views to the country.
Also we are not a particularly generous country to poor people from other lands, as we used to be. It is not easy to get the necessary approvals to come and live in this country. Nor should it be, because we need to keep out those who are criminals, terrorists etc.
However, we should welcome people who will help to make America even greater than it is today.