Zombie Attack
Zombie attacks don’t really happen, right? Well, in Florida just the other day a policeman shot to death a naked man eating the face off his victim on an offramp. As if that weren’t odd enough, he actually had to shoot the naked man several times because he kept feeding despite the gunshot wounds.
Similarly tagged OmniNerd content:
- CDC Releases Zombie Apocalypse Plan, by VnutZ about 2 years ago
- Russian Zombie Dogs, by Jackson over 3 years ago
- Tools to Survive a Zombie Attack, by VnutZ over 3 years ago
- ZombieHarmony.com, by LordDilly almost 5 years ago


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A Clear Indication by GreatWhiteDork
Clearly, this and similar stories demonstrate why we need more regulation and control of (if not a complete ban on) teeth. People have been killed by teeth since time began. Animals are even more likely to be killed by teeth! When will the madness end!
But the stupid Conservatives will say it’s against the “Constitution”, or that it won’t help.
I say we eat their faces off!
Scary by malloryserio
Scary!