In 1997, the creators of South Park unleashed their cinematic masterpiece, Orgazmo upon movie-goers. The movie’s pornstar Mormon hero fights crime, defeating his enemies with the Orgazmorator device triggering spontaneous orgasms. Amazingly, just as science fiction devices from Star Trek are slowly becoming reality, so is the artificial orgasm. Scientists have created an implantable chip for the orbitofrontal cortex that can incredibly stimulate a person’s sex drive. Neuroscientists involved with the project state, “When the technology is improved, we can use deep brain stimulation in many new areas. It will be more subtle, with more control over the power so you may be able to turn the chip on and off when needed.” Perhaps the time is right for such a device as apparently, nearly half of women would give up sex in order to maintain their Internet connections.
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