A stray cat named Socks was adopted by Chelsea Clinton during her father’s tenure as Arkansas Governor. The animal followed the first family to the White House where it was given free reign to roam about the Presidential offices and quarters where it was often seen lounging. It has come to light that Socks did not die of natural causes, rather, he was put to sleep presumably for reasons of cancer. Or was he? With free reign of the White House during the years in which various scandals marred the Clinton administration, Socks was privy to inside information probably known to no other. As the Secretary of State begins to forge new foreign policy deals internationally, the tell all secrets known by this feline could both unravel Hillary’s power and embarrass the family itself. The circumstances surrounding Socks’ demise are sketchy at best … cover-up conspiracy?
Government Conspiracy?
Citation: Matthew Vea (VnutZ), Government Conspiracy?, OmniNerd.com, 20 February 2009,
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Tags: sarcasm, government, pets, and conspiracy
Tags: sarcasm, government, pets, and conspiracy