Science has identified new techniques for enhancing human life. Frozen embryos have been shown to grow into healthier babies than those born from fresh in vitro fertilization (IVF). Research shows it may not necessarily be the freezing process itself that results in improvement, rather, the extended time to analyze the available embryos and those that survive the thawing process seem to be hardier.
Further research has shown that once born and matured, polygamist men may actually live up to 12% longer than monogamous men. The belief is not so much that women themselves help men live longer, instead, multiple wives leads to increased sexual opportunities prolonging male fertility and therefore health. So it can be concluded the key to long life is to be born from a frozen embryo and marry many women for the purpose of procreation.
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