5 Votes
Ban Nerf Guns!
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I submit, the Nerf N-Strike Stampede ECS-50 Blaster. It features:
- pistol grip
- semi-automatic functionality
- extended 18 round magazine
- military-like front bipod
- military-like carrying handle
- military-like adjustable stock
And for a Nerf gun, it’s one of the most intimidating models out there. This single weapon meets EVERY SINGLE piece of criteria for the assault weapons ban! I also submit the commonly used logic that it serves absolutely no practical purpose other than to simulate killing. These should be banned immediately.
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If all guns were as harmless as that, no one would want to ban them.
Perhaps the solution is to render all home-located firearms harmless, by destroying their firing mechanisms, and then their owners could play shoot em-up games like their per-pubescent children.